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Long Tall Weekend

by They Might Be Giants

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    Long Tall Weekend is They Might Be Giants’ seventh studio album, released by eMusic on July 19, 1999. The album made music history by becoming the first downloadable online-only album ever to be released by any major artist. It is a set of some highly unusual recordings even by TMBG standards! Includes the beloved original recording of the song “Older.”

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1.
Drinkin' 01:31
2.
Back in high school I knew a girl Not too simple and not too kind We both grew up but I heard she changed From a new wave fan to another kind She thinks she's Edith Head But you might know she's not The accent in her speech She didn't have growing up She thinks she's Edith Head Or Helen Gurley Brown Or some other cultural figure We don't know a lot about It's been years since I moved away But at Christmas I come home And I saw her reflection In the window of a store She was talking to herself Not too simple and not too kind I walked on by, it was complicated And it stuck in my mind She thinks she's Edith Head But you might know she's not The accent in her speech She didn't have growing up The accent in her speech She didn't have growing up The accent in her speech She didn't have growing up She thinks she's Edith Head She thinks she's Edith Head now She thinks she's Edith Head She thinks she's Edith Head now (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!) She thinks she's Edith Head She thinks she's Edith Head now She thinks she's Edith Head She thinks she's Edith Head now "One more! one more, go!" SHE'S LOST HER MIND! "Let's listen!" "I ate a bug." "I can't hear you at all."
3.
Maybe I Know 02:00
Maybe I know that she's been a-cheating Maybe I know that she's been untrue But what can I do? I hear them whispering as I walk by, "She's gonna break his heart, and make him cry." I know it's me they're talking about I'll bet they all think I'll never find out Oh Maybe I know that she's been cheating Maybe I know that she's been untrue But what can I do? My friends keep telling me that she's no good "She isn't treating you the way she should." I feel so badly, that's all I can say Before my tears fall, I just walk away Oh but maybe I know that she's been a-cheating Maybe I know that she's been untrue But what can I do? Deep down inside, she loves me Though she may run around I know someday she'll love me Someday she'll settle down Maybe I know that she's been a-cheating Maybe I know that she's been untrue But what can I do? Oh, maybe I know that she's been cheating Maybe I know that she's been untrue But what can I do?
4.
Rat Patrol 02:02
Moths beat on the window pane Telling me I'm not the same Sounds of nothing, sounds of fear Speak to me when no one's near Come on Rat Patrol I'm on Rat Patrol Wilderness of mirrors shine Floorboards creak or footsteps heard Headlights turn into the drive Then disappear into the night I'm on Rat Patrol Come on Rat Patrol Yeah Yeah
5.
The token back to Brooklyn fell between the grating And we're just watching it sinking The fare went up to one hundred dollars And we can never go home again The bill collector's drinking lighter fluid And says he'll tell our parents Our feet start running at a furious pace But we can't get away
6.
Older 01:54
You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older And now you're even older And now you're even older You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older And now you're older still Time Is marching on And time Is still marching on This day will soon be at an end and now it's even sooner And now it's even sooner And now it's even sooner This day will soon be at an end and now it's even sooner And now it's sooner still You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older And now you're even older And now you're even older You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older And now you're older still
7.
Operators are standing by Smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee Bounce their shoes at the end of their feet And wish they could go home Operators are standing by Poking holes in the ceiling tiles Making jokes about their old boyfriends and Days gone by Operators are standing by Talking about their portrayal On the TV where an actress sits With a headset in outer space That's enough talking, ladies Operators are standing by Smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee Pass 'round a picture of a möbius strip And wish they could go home
8.
No taxi could take you No trains rolling by No bicycle shop, no planes in the sky Planes in the sky Not a night spent in jail Parrot on my arm Not a man of the world, no patch on my eye Patch on my eye Dark and metric is my town Every day and night Just because you're floating Doesn't mean you haven't drowned No spoiler, no windscoop No mag wheels in back No hydraulic shocks, no privacy glass Privacy glass Dark and metric is my town North, east, west, and south Just because you're smiling Doesn't mean you haven't drowned
9.
Each night I lie awake Completely alone A voice is speaking, and I tremble For it's not my own My own I can't ignore it Although I try The intrusive whisper fascinates me Here's why Here's why The shadows gather 'round as the voice recites The secret history of my immortal soul Indestructible Indefensible Reprehensible 10,000 years of unerasable acts And permanent facts The record of my Unspeakable crimes In previous lives In previous times Indelibly stains The pages of history Indestructible Indefensible Reprehensible Night after night the voice recites my misdeeds And puts me to sleep And tells me I won't Remember a thing When morning comes at last I rub my eyes Forgetting everything and thinking Only of my plans My plans The world is spinning 'round and I'm on the top And nothing in the world can ever make me stop Indestructible Indefensible Reprehensible 10,000 years of unerasable acts And permanent facts And only I know Who's responsible Indefensible Reprehensible Me
10.
The few surviving samurai survey the battlefield Count the arms, the legs and heads, and then divide by five Drenched in blood, they move across the screen Do I need to point or do you see the one I mean? The one in back The way he acts Is he reminding you Of anyone we know? Isn't he so Like certain people I could name? Halfway through the 30 minutes, halfway 'round the world Here's the story on the genocidal overlord In her palace with her epaulettes Watch her little gestures as she lights her cigarette Look at her, you Must see it too Is she reminding you Of anyone we know? Isn't she so Like certain people I could name? Disembodied and detached, a voice describes the scene As a lizard stalks a helpless creature on TV Music underscores the tragedy Eyes with no expression watch the unsuspecting prey Who is it like? Doesn't it strike You as the very image Of someone we know? Isn't it so Like certain people How could anybody miss The obvious And the uncanny and The clear resemblance? Isn't it just Like certain people I could name?
11.
Call out the undertaker Call out the police The counterfeit faker Is coming after me Yes I loved him like a brother I loved him ambivalently There's no way to measure The damage he has done Counterfeit faker Carries a grudge Nervous, I walk through windows I walked through plate glass doors Silent, his presence mocks me And waves me on some more Counterfeit faker The damage has been done Ah, do some damage, son The damage has been done The damage has been done Counterfeit faker Bring him on
12.
Julie at the station says They'll be here any minute now But she's running out of records And her show is ending anyhow They can hear her saying Their name on the car radio But the signal keeps fading out No matter which way They go I heard They Might Be Somewhere near this town They Might Be Giants got lost Driving around John said to John "I think we make a left at the light There should be a big 'B' assuming this map is right" John looked over and he said, "Hey, no it's not It's a crumpled up wrapper From the fast food that we got" I heard They Might Be Somewhere near this town They Might Be Giants got lost Driving around Graham said to Brian "I see somebody walking this way" So Eric rolled down the window And said, "Hello, excuse me, hey" "Could you tell us where we are And the best way out of here?" They could tell from his expression He had absolutely no idea I heard They Might Be Somewhere near this town They Might Be Giants got lost Driving around Driving around Driving around They're still driving around
13.
Have you ever seen a bloody egg? Glass in hand, lying up in bed? That's the time to sing this cowardly lullaby And you ought to know why Lullabye to nightmares whisper low In the night where bat wings flow That's where all the frightmares go When the elephants die Wouldn't you like to try? Ba ba-ba ba-ba Ba ba-ba ba-ba Ba ba-ba ba-ba Have you ever heard the blackbird's song? Summer days all summer long Underneath the shady tree A shadow sitting next to me And we stare at the sun Lullabye to nightmares whisper low In the night where bat wings flow That's where all the frightmares go When the elephants die Wouldn't you like to try?
14.
Here's my song. Her burden of things walking out Her burden of things walking out On earth my Nina On earth my Nina God forbid a vaguer feat National hell mugged me Say, the sparrow wants a morbid arrow Here's a quarter, that's the one I won Maybe I'll buy the whirlwind That always keeps me yearning Her sitter's down there mourning Her burden of things walking out Her burden of things walking out On earth my Nina On earth my Nina
15.
The Edison Museum, not open to the public Its haunted towers rise into the clouds above it Folks drive in from out of town To gaze in amazement when they see it Just outside the gate I look into the courtyard Underneath the gathering thunderstorm Through the iron bars, I see the Black Maria Revolving slowly on its platform In the topmost tower, a light burns dim A coiling filament glowing within The Edison Museum, once a bustling factory Today is but a darkened, cobweb covered hive of industry The tallest, widest and most famous haunted mansion in New Jersey Behind a wooden door, the voice of Thomas Alva Recites a poem on a phonograph Ghosts float up the stair, like silent moving pictures The loyal phantoms of his in-house staff A wondrous place it is, there can be no doubt But no one ever goes in, and no one ever goes out So when your children quarrel and nothing seems to quell them Just tell them that you'll take them to the Edison Museum The largest independently owned and operated mausoleum
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Dr. Evil 01:48

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Long Tall Weekend is They Might Be Giants’ seventh studio album, released by eMusic on July 19, 1999. The album made music history by becoming the first downloadable online-only album ever to be released by any major artist. It is a set of some highly unusual recordings even by TMBG standards! Includes the beloved original recording of the song “Older.”

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